An Actual Real Person my Dad knew. Pretty sure he worked as a bush guide. When someone asked the time he’d pull off his hat - some kind of broad brim - and use to take a few measurements of the sun’s position relative to the horizon. Then he’d declare the time.
He was accurate to the minute.
Fvvdvddsfdssdhnvfh you get back here and say this to the rest of the crew
The problem with all those “what if terrible authors wrote about penises the same way they write about breasts” jokes is they display too thorough and accurate an understanding of how penises work.
If terrible authors really wrote about penises the same way they write about breasts, you know there’d be some bizarre misconception about the relevant anatomy and physiology in the mix.
Like, maybe they think it’s retractable.
Maybe they don’t realise it’s not erect all the time.
Maybe they think boners whistle.
Fire up the ol’ dickwhistle, storm’s a comin’.
Must be serious, ain’t heard the dickwhistle since ought six!
It’s called a cockswain dammit
Only when it’s shrinking but otherwise it’s a cockswaxing.
people are on twitter throwing shade at Texas and Louisiana as if Texan republicans didn’t just file a federal lawsuit to throw out 127,000 votes – Texas (which could fit the entire UK in it 2.8 times need i remind you) also closed hundreds of polling sites, leaving one county with only two sites. TWO. Louisiana also ordered hundreds of polling places to close early ON ELECTION DAY.
i don’t want to hear people going “oobloobloo these boomers” and “oobloobloo the south” and “oobloobloo these hillbillies”
IT’S DIRECT VOTER SUPPRESSION.
so stop making jokes about sleeping when southerners need help during hurricanes because your middle class white ass was able to safely get in your subaru to drive to your local polling place on your lunchbreak meanwhile voters on their way to their polling places in north carolina were pepper-sprayed by police.
katara really said ‘you’re not the youngest sibling if you’re the only daughter because you are expected to become the caretaker while also shouldering the familial trauma on top of your own’ and azula really said ‘you’re not the youngest sibling if you’re the only daughter because you will be held to higher standards and you will be expected to exceed them at the expense of your mental health’ and they were RIGHT
“being gay and conservative is hard” good. hope it’s shitty being a literal traitor to your community
this is my single most controversial post on this site, every republican that comes into contact with it crytypes at me
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